donderdag 15 augustus 2019

ShouldaWouldaCoulda #4 - The Sharp Lads




Playing their own brand of bone-snappingly loud in-your-face punk n’ roll The Sharp Lads kicked ass and took names from 2009 until 2015. Released 3 records and made friends and enemies everywhere they played. I think this excerpt of their bio describes the band better than I ever could:

“Dave Tierney leads the charge with schizo vocals alternating between desperate screams and genre bending melodies. Rob Fudge shreds alien riffs that make you feel like your first time all over again while Kurt Wahlstrom holds down the bowel shaking bottom end playing a bass carved from a Jamaican treehouse. Driving the beat like a hell spawned hot rod with its brake lines cut, Steve Dios is blasting these songs with a frightening fury all the way to their grisly finish. 
Surrender your sons and daughters. It’s already too late.”

In 2011 the Sharp Lads gave the world the self-released debut album Something to Scream About. The opening track might be one of the heinously funny things ever put on record. The nefariously titled Drugs, Booze and Your Little Sister is as juvenile a punk song as it gets. I love it. You Don’t Have to Join a Traveling Freakshow has guitars that could make Johnny Thunders blush, Machine Separated Man has some great JT style riffs as well. The wonderfully weird Spatula is a song about a spatula. Now I have to admit that these are the only four songs of Something to Scream About I’ve heard (via their youtube chanel).

Second album Death By Misadventure was released in 2014 after a line-up change and touring the States. Kicking off with Tierney yelling “Baby baby baby” as band goes straight into full gear with screaming guitars a full use of all the frets on the bass and what can only be described as a demon playing the drums. The dust kicked up by opening track Inventing the Future has barely settled down when the band floors it even more on title track Death By Misadventure. Guitar licks flying all over the place and Dave Tierney screaming out nihilistic lyrics with the grace of a Tasmanian Devil. St. Mark’s Hotel is another banger with a bit of a Ramones feel to it. They don’t really slow down on the rest of the album, with more awesome riffs, weird lyrics and bpm to be found.



Final album Blackout Offensive was released a year later, featuring more wild punk n’ roll and even 2 songs passing the 6 minute mark! In Motorbike Brain Fuel ’s case it’s because of an awesome near 3 minutes jam culminating in repeating the frantic chorus. No slowing down there. Follow the Buzzards is the Sharp Lads being a bit more experimental, slowly starting off with bluesy guitar solo’s followed by the band banging the hell out of their instruments and Tierney basically ripping his vocal chords to shreds. 

Phist Phight With Fil Anselmo is so heavy it could’ve up a comatose deaf person and the Sharp Lads sound like they would actually win such fist fight. Opening track The Kids Don’t Want No Rock N’ Roll, New Orleans (Seems Like a Nice Place to Die) and Bury Me At Sea are my favorite tracks by the band and are perfect punk n’ roll tracks in my book. The whole album is great and sounds like a band on the verge of perfecting their craft. 

But the band called it quits the same year. 

Fear not though, talking about perfection, there were sweet things (pun definitely intended) on the horizon for anyone who loves rock n’ roll. 

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